May 2012
criminalcopkillin-hiphopvillain:
Hey you. If you ever think about suicide. Read this. Please.
Frequently Hated: "Best Friends" →
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In my opinion, best friends turn out to be the best couples. Opposite sex or same sex. Depends on how you feel about them I guess. But your best friend is someone you can trust. Someone you can tell everything & anything to. Someone you can be 100% yourself around. They know almost everything…
If someone thinks I’m still attractive even on days when I look like shit then I automatically think:
“Okay, something is wrong here. Either this is a cruel joke or this person has sight issues or….”
lol
Listen
How to pick up little girls in Japanese
Disclaimer I don’t condone of pedophila And I know my man voice is terrible and so is my Japanese 申し訳ありません lol
男：こんにちは、女の子！大丈夫ですか？
女の子：。。。私。。。？
男：はいはい！あなた！おい、何才ですか、かわいい女？
女の子：あの。。。。八です。。。
男：おお、とっても若い！私は三十四です。
女の子：えっと。。
男：うつくしの女の子、私のヴァーンをにいくぞ
女の子：本当に？。。は。。。はい？でも。。。えっと。。。
男：私は”いくぞ”話すでした。
I’mma translate in a min im lazy fuk
Man: Hello little girl? Are you ok?
Girl: ….Me…?
Man: Yes,yes!You!Hey, cutie, how old are you?
Girl: Um….I’m eight…..
Man: Wow! So young! I’m 34.
Girl： Um….
Man: Hey pretty girl, let’s go to my van, Eｈ？
Girl: Really？…Yeah…Ok…But…Um
Man: I said “Let’s go to the van”.
If I'm comfortable around you:
- I’ll tackle you.
- Be weird around you
- Sing to you.
- Dance for you.
- Scream at you.
- Take your food.
- Be mean to you.
